"If you are lucky enough to have lived in New York as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for New York is a moveable feast." -Ernest Hemingway (updated for the 21st century)

Friday, December 21, 2007

Kathi is free -free!

Kathi has been let out of jail -thank fuck
they let her out yesterday night and I saw her in the afternoon
she looked pretty chipper for someone who hadn't drank, ate, or slept in 32 hours
they build em tough in Hungary!

man what happened is fucked up
I won't go into too much detail as it's not my story, but here are some highlights

it wasn't the cops who got her it was the central park rangers. let me tell you something about the central park rangers. They may have removed just about every physical requirement to join the NYPD, a la police academy1 but you need to at least have a college education. The rangers are basically cop wannabes who are too dumb to get into college. And they hate dog walkers. They know how much dog walkers get paid -at least 3 or 4 times as much an hour as they do. (or in kathi's case 15 or 16 times as much). But they've given these jokers handcuffs and mace. So now they think they're the fucking NYPD. One day someone's gonna give them guns and there's gonna be a bloodbath in central park!

The ranger who tried to bust kathi put hands on her. kathi was walking 11 dogs at the time, she's the pack leader, and one of the dogs didn't like to see the leader getting hassled. So she bit the ranger (i'd guessed something like that had happened). Just a nip apparently.

The bitten ranger calls in back up. And when I say back up, I mean 3 cars and about 12 more rangers. 9 of whom restrain kathi.

Kathi is wearing a backpack in which she carries Rusty, a miniature dachshund (so cute!2) when his little legs get tired. He nearly gets crushed in the melee.

Kathi gets maced, FUCKING MACED, while she is being restrained by these 9 ogres

motherfuckers! fascists!

but oh dear oh dear -they messed with the wrong dog walker. You know what I said about new yorkers being the nicest people in the world, just don't cross them?
well kathi may be hungarian but she's lived in new york for 22 years
she is gonna FUCK THEM UP!
she has got a lot of powerful friends, clients and ex-clients
i'm talking lawyers (a LOT of lawyers) journalists, celebrities(!)
she's gonna take it as far as she can, sue their fucking asses, take it to the press
they will rue the day!
go go kathi!!!

1 I've seen some right sweetchucks in uniform. I wanted to take some pics, but prob not a v clever idea....

2 here is a picture of his lordship in his backpack:






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