"If you are lucky enough to have lived in New York as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for New York is a moveable feast." -Ernest Hemingway (updated for the 21st century)

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Oh man now i really don't believe this shit

This is a stop press post
on top of all the shit that's been going down with me (of which i've yet to get to the heart), Kathi, my dogwalking boss, friend, hero, teacher and all round good, honest, kind, trusting person got MACED, CUFFED, ARRESTED and is right now downtown in a police cell with all kinds of scum. (anyone who has read bonfire of the vanities will know what that's like) because she was caught in central park with dogs off the leash
that's right
dogs. off. the. muthafucking. leash
in central park you are not allowed dogs off the leash after 9am
kathi, because she enjoys her job so much, loves the dogs so much, and has the dogs so well trained they are never, ever a problem, sometimes overruns
and this time the cops nailed her
i only found out because i got a call from one of her clients
the fucking cops, on top of everything else, took the dogs, these pampered upper west side pooches, to the fucking dog pound
jesus fucking christ
the client called me because he needed my help to work out which dogs belonged to who
luckily for kathi her clients are rich -and three are lawyers, one is a criminal barrister
the real damage could be to the business
we'll have to see, watch this space....
fuckin NYPD man
Macing a dogwalker????
that shit is fucked up

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